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Rory
is still a happy veterinarian with a small animal practice
in SW11 and finally sold his remaining supply of shoulder
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The
success of this liveaboard paradoxically persuaded Toomer
to settle down. Leaving the shop in the safe hands of Granville
Hyams he took a sabbatical with a small firm of accountants
in Surbiton as their Accounts Receivable clerk. He gave away
his Ducatti, realising that Italian bikes are for hairdressers,
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Terry
had recently moved to the Isle of Ulay on the west coast of
Ireland where he spends his days sipping thirty year old Irish
and writing haikus themed on the decline of Western civilization.
The diving out there is a wee bit chillier than in the Red
Sea and he has replaced his blue woolen jumper with a brand
new, Aran-knit undersuit from First Element. |
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Phil
has left his high-profile job in the City doing something
complicated and is spending his free time at the gym now,
buffing up for the summer. Dickie’s giving him a hand
job. |
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After
seeing Kirstin peel a banana without using her hands, Hugh
invited her to become the eighth Mrs. Heffner. She graciously
accepted and is now a socialite in Los Angeles. Kerstin occasionally
moonlights as a latex-clad Swedish nurse. That's Andy's fault. |
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The Wicked Temptress
that is Kate Sirrell continues to be an inspiration to bon vivants
the world over; her company is sought by athletes, intellectuals
and men of power everywhere. She recently sat for Lucian Freud,
attended the opening of the surprise fourth episode of the Lord
Of The Rings trilogy with a rejuvenated David Beckham, is often
seen in high company at the Guard’s polo grounds at Windsor
and is said to have left the young princes tongue-tied on more
than one occasion. |
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Posh
has let the staff at her Notting Hill residence go and is
summering in the Caribbean, where she has recently hired two
dozen muscular cabana boys to ensure that her sunscreen is
applied evenly all over. Down boy, down. |
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Due to an indiscretion
with the Ambassador’s daughter and wife during the Oslo
engagement, Six withdrew John’s Double O license. He was
last seen at the tables in Monte Carlo betting the lot on thirteen
black. |
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Paul
never did return to York. Deciding that the hard Northern
life of whippets, scratchings and flat caps wasn’t for
him, he sold his dominos and remained in London. His first
musical, “Oi, Mate, The Air Conditioning’s Just
Been An’ Pissed On Your Bed” is opening in the
West End soon and critics are already swooning at his intuitive
use of rhythm and meter as a counterpoint to the subtle, almost
solipstical Weltanschauung that his oeuvre represents. |
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Jason
spent time with the Egyptian authorities at Sharm airport
explaining the 1/2 lb of grass found hidden about his person.
Or more accurately, hidden “up” his person. |
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Little
Andy has signed up for the Maldives trip and will be spending
his 18th birthday diving in the Caribbean.. His likes include
little puppy dogs, sipping Pina Coladas, and getting caught
in the rain. |
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Nick
is not a diver, Nick is a very naughty boy! |
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Andy & Sheril:
After Andy’s Vegas debut with his world-famous albino
tigers went disastrously wrong, he sought the solace of introspection
and sequestered himself in a small Benedictine monastery just
outside the M25. Fingercuffs was deeply affected by his choice,
but has since blossomed like a butterfly leaving its cocoon
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Nick left his
job as a systems analyst to spread his wings. After managing
a string of succeful girl bands he has turned his back on the
corporate life. He bought himself a black leather jacket and
now runs a string of sleazy strip joints in Siberia. |
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Chris
changed his name to “Marvo” and ran away with the circus. |
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